THE 21 THINNEST BOOKS (2ND EDITION): 

21. HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY by Jane Fonda 

20. MY BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno 

19. HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE by John Denver 

18. MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS by Dan Marino 

17. THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton 

16. MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE by Osama Bin Laden 

15. THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD by Bill Gates 

14. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Dennis Rodman 

13. MY WILD YEARS by Al Gore 

12. AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC 

11. AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS 

10. DETROIT: a Travel Guide 

9. A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES by Dr. J. Kevorkian 

8. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN 

7. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN 

6. ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE by Ellen de Generes 

5. MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE 

4. SPOTTED OWL RECIPES by the EPA 

3. THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY 

2. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS by O. J. Simpson 

And the world's Number One  Thinnest Book .... 

1. MY BOOK OF MORALS - by Bill Clinton/with introduction by the Rev. Jesse Jackson

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