Non-Politically Correct One-Liners

1. What's the Cuban national anthem?----"Row,
Row, Row Your Boat"

2. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
---A different bar.

3. Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had
a retarded baby?----They named him "Sum Ting
Wong."

4. What would you call it when an Italian has one
arm shorter than the other?-----A speech
impediment.

5. What does it mean when the flag at the Post
Office is flying at half-mast?---They're  hiring.


6. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star
Trek?----Because they're not going to work in the
future either.

9. What's the difference between a southern zoo
and a northern zoo?-----A southern zoo has a
description of the animal on the front of the
cage, along with a recipe.

10. What's the difference between a northern
fairy tale and a southern fairy tale?------A
northern fairy tale begins "Once upon a time..."
A southern fairy tale begins "Y'all ain't gonna
believe this!..."

11. My, my! How times have changed. Years
ago...when 100 white men chased one black man, we
called it the Ku Klux Klan; Today they call it
the PGA TOUR.

12. Why is there no Disneyland in China?---No
one's tall enough to go on the good rides.

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